Spending Strategists Pillows

School Boys: Who paid for the bag?

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Keep the econoimy moving

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Investing your savings

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Nest Egg

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

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"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

The Mattress Savings Bank

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'