Spending Strategists Mugs

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Keep the econoimy moving

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Investing your savings

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Expense account or regular?"

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

Nest Egg

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

Rolling Over a Pension.