Spending Analyst Mugs

'stay away from her... she can go through your allowance fast.'

Credit Cards Shredded.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Keep the econoimy moving

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

US aid to Ukraine

The Costs Of Doing War.