Strategic Spender Mugs

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Keep the econoimy moving

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Boss, I have a suggestion for you that's win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums... If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'I simply can't live on what I earn. I can't even live on what I spend.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

'It's similar to the government's system of checks and balances. I write the checks and you try to balance them.'

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."