Professional Spender Mugs

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'I'm the same as you - too sick to go into work, but well enough to go shopping!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Credit card customer of the month'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

80 Million Euros for a football player.

Spiralling inflation

Credit card debt.

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."