Family Spender Mugs

Credit card debt.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Run in the Family

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'