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Credit card debt.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Run in the Family

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

"What happened to consumer confidence?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"Nothing ventured, nothing exchanged."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

'Credit card customer of the month'

Tennis player to shopper-'I'm spent.' Shopper says-'Me too.'

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"