Spiritual Spender Mugs

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'the Dow is up'?"

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

Credit card debt.

"Be mindful of the pennies and the pounds will be mindful of themselves."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Surprise!"

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."