Mindful Spender Mugs

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Try to focus less on a cure and more on a treatment you can afford."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'I dreamt that I made a million dollars and blew it all on a shrink.'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

80 Million Euros for a football player.

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Spiralling inflation

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'