Mindful Consumer Mugs

"I can't identify emotionally with any brand of anything"

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'What are you eating now?'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'