Mindful Shopper Mugs

Changing Room. Happy With Who You Are Room.

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

All Natural Nothing

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

One Dollar, One Vote

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Affordable housing

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

Low income vampires.

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'