Spiritual Spender Gifts

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'the Dow is up'?"

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Credit card debt.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

"Surprise!"

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'