Spiritual Savers Gifts

Today's Sermon: "Keeping the faith in a stock market correction."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Beggars on the street.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Exploding Piggy Bank

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Surprise!"

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

Pope Francis