Celestial Saver Gifts

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Father

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Coastguard

You are everywhere.

'Oh - It's you.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

From trash to treasure

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

A Close Call

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'