Spiritual Shopper Gifts

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"I'm going to need the promotion code."

'Welcome! Do you have any coupons or discount codes?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Mall of ages

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Seven deadly sins store

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Bag for life and a bag for wife.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'So, where's the mall?'

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

Landfill Trends through the ages.

'Witch? Best broom buys'

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

I shopped in the Garden of Eden.