Soul-searching Shopper Gifts

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

The Anti-Materialist

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Seven deadly sins store

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'