Soul-searching Shopper Mugs

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Existential Risk

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The meaning of life at a glance"

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Seven deadly sins store

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."