Shopaholic Soul Mugs

"I shop, therefore I am."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Customer Convention

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Shopping Torture

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Childcrap

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Pushy Cashpoint

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Going to the fitting rooms.

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

Adam and Eve leave the Garden of Eden; 'Next stop, Bloomingdales!'

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.