Shopaholic Soul Pillows

"I shop, therefore I am."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Customer Convention

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Shopping Torture

Clothes sale - everything must go!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Childcrap

Pushy Cashpoint

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

Going to the fitting rooms.

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

Buyer's Remorse

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

Adam and Eve leave the Garden of Eden; 'Next stop, Bloomingdales!'

'And then they went shopping.'