Shopaholic Soulmates Pillows

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shopping Torture

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Shopping Trips

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Winter Sale