Shopaholic Soulmates Pillows

Husband and wife with their shopping assistant struggling to carry all their purchases.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'They're doing their tests now?

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Shopping Torture

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Shopping Trips

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."