Shopaholic Sympathizers Pillows

Buyer's Remorse

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Customer Convention

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Shopping Torture

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

How to get bills under control: Don't buy stuff.

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Pushy Cashpoint

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Childcrap

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

Going to the fitting rooms.

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

"Great news! I found the lost credit card this morning!"

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'