Shopaholic Skeptics Pillows

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Customer Convention

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

Down on Her.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'They're doing their tests now?

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Pirate trying on parrots.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Financial Christmas

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

'It's you.'

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

Pushy Cashpoint

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?