Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'
Shopaholic Skeptics Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the shopaholic skeptic in your life? These products celebrate their love for shopping with a clever, humorous twist. Whether they’re guilty about spending or just love a good retail session, our items blend funny and thoughtful perfectly. They’re ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because a little humor about their shopping addiction can brighten their day.
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
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Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"
Customer Convention
'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'
"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"
"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."
I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.
Down on Her.
"What kind of bra are you looking for?"
"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."
'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'
Sale today - 50% off everything!
Clothes sale - everything must go!
'They're doing their tests now?
"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."
'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'
Pirate trying on parrots.
"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."
If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!
'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'
"Back here in 30 minutes?"
'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'
"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."
End Of Consumer Confidence Sale
'It's you.'
'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'
Financial Christmas
'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'
Pushy Cashpoint
'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'
"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?
Shopaholic Skeptics Gifts Collection
Shopaholic Skeptics Mugs
Explore our collection of shopaholic skeptic mugs, perfect for adding humor to their morning routine and celebrating their love for retail therapy.
Shopaholic Skeptics Pillows
Bring humor into their home with our shopaholic skeptic pillows—ideal for cozy, laughter-filled spaces.
Shopaholic Skeptics Prints
Add a playful touch to their décor with humorous prints that showcase their love-hate relationship with shopping.
Shopaholic Skeptics T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for shopaholic skeptics—great for making a humorous statement wherever they go.