Shopaholic Sympathizers Mugs

Buyer's Remorse

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Customer Convention

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'They're doing their tests now?

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Shopping Torture

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

How to get bills under control: Don't buy stuff.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Pushy Cashpoint

Childcrap

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

Going to the fitting rooms.

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

Adam and Eve leave the Garden of Eden; 'Next stop, Bloomingdales!'