Shopaholics Mugs

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Childcrap

Pushy Cashpoint

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

'It's the climate controlled mall shopping... I never saved for a rainy day!'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Going to the fitting rooms.

"I'm glad to see you're single-handedly keeping the economy afloat."

The Queen talks about the Jubilee.

'My salary just doesn't go as far as it used to. Two blocks and it's gone.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Well, I see the treasury as half-EMPTY!"

"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."

"I shop to overcome the depression I feel from being in debt!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Don't just sit there, John. Help me with all these Birthday presents you've bought me."

"That's Christmas shopping sorted. Your Daddy's lucky we're so easy to buy for."

"My GPS says that there's a discount Gucci store near here."

STRIP "I only buy the best designer clothes for my baby...Pierre Cardin, Paul Smith, Ralph Lauren.." "Gucci Goo?"

'...and then when I got home I said to her, Hell who needs Christmas when there's bargains like this in the shops.'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'...And then she spent every penny of the loot at the same darn department store I stole it from!'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'They're doing their tests now?

'And then they went shopping.'

Adam and Eve leave the Garden of Eden; 'Next stop, Bloomingdales!'

'We've now got a joint blank account.'

'It's a beautiful day outside! Let's go to the outlets and do a few laps around the mall!'

'I took my wife's credit card away from her. Now she's got her back to the mall.'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'..talking of extravagance, your library book is overdue.'

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