Spiritually Inclined Shopper Gifts

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Seven deadly sins store

'I've found a good book...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

"Surprise!"