Spiritually Savvy Gifts

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I'm going on a retreat."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

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'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'I've found a good book...'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Thomas Aquinas

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Palm Top Readings

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'