Spiritually Savvy Mugs

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

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"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I've found a good book...'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Thomas Aquinas

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Palm Top Readings

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.