Spiritually Inclined Shopper Pillows

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'I've found a good book...'

Seven deadly sins store

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"Surprise!"

Toothpaste mental shutdown.