Shopper With A Conscience Pillows

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

See you at the farmers market!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

One Dollar, One Vote

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

Introducing clean conscience products

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."