Shopper With A Conscience Pillows

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Your new car may be good for the environment but it's no good for shopping.

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Introducing clean conscience products