Conscious Shopping Pillows

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

An apple a day!