Savvy Shopping Pillows

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Cold Dogs: The low cost alternative.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'