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Great idea! Now no one can see how expensive we are.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"You want to go shopping in Lisbon? Honey, give me 10 seconds to sign the order to invade Portugal!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"