Style-savvy Shopper Pillows

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

Lamp Shades.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."