Conscious Consumerism Pillows

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

Angry Santa Claus.

"I can only buy things that are vegan, organic, natural, local, eco aware...and comforting."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Made in China

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"That shirt is so last year."