Spenders With A Conscience Pillows

"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Low income vampires.

Sam's Nation Building

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Affordable housing

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Spiralling inflation

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'