Socially Conscious Spender Pillows

Write a cheque to the Bank so that they can waste your money on derivatives trades in portuguese clam futures...Pay your utilities so that Russian oligarchs can buy another football team...Or give a little to charity and make the world a better place.

Heartless

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Horn of Plenty.

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

An apple a day!

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Hudson River Crouton

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."