"Did you lend Cousin Nacho money to buy seats for his Chevy Torpedo?"
Spenders With A Conscience Gifts
Looking for gifts for spenders with a conscience? Our collection offers clever, charming items that reflect a love for meaningful consumption. Perfect for those who want to indulge thoughtfully, these products combine humor and heart. Whether they’re passionate about charity, sustainability, or simply enjoy treating themselves responsibly, you’ll find something that resonates.
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'
'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'
'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''
"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."
Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.
"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"
"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."
'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'
Low income vampires.
Sam's Nation Building
If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!
Affordable housing
'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'
"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."
Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet
'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."
"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."
Eat it while it's still £6.50.
'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'
'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'
Pushy Cashpoint
Spiralling inflation
'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'
Spenders With A Conscience Gifts Collection
Spenders With A Conscience Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for spenders with a conscience—combining clever humor with meaningful messages they’ll love to start their mornings with.
Spenders With A Conscience Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate mindful living—ideal for spenders with a conscience who want their home to reflect their values with a touch of humor.
Spenders With A Conscience Prints
Browse our prints made for those who indulge thoughtfully—artful designs that inspire responsible enjoyment and add character to any space.
Spenders With A Conscience T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts crafted for spenders with a conscience—fun, thoughtful, and perfect for expressing their love of responsible indulgence.