Philosophical Shopper Gifts

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Jungle Stores.

Only One Item or Fewer.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Mall of ages

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

White Sale

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

Self- Checkout. I never use those lanes ... I get enough of that in therapy.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Bag for life and a bag for wife.

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Introducing clean conscience products

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Do you have any oranges?'

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

'Consumer Society'