Philosophical Shopper Mugs

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Jungle Stores.

Only One Item or Fewer.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Mall of ages

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

White Sale

Introducing clean conscience products

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop