Heavenly Shopper Gifts

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'So, where's the mall?'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Jungle Stores.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Men and Women's changing rooms

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"There's another one! Pull over!"

White Sale

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Animal Crackers. Free-range animal crackers.

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

How do you like the new suit?

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"What grade would you like - basic, better or best?"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Vending Machine: Epiphanies... Now in six yummy varieties!

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'