Luxury Shopper Gifts

You're so Bond Street darling!

Harvey Nichols. Harvey Marias

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

La Table

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Money Bar.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Kensington Fluffies