
"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."
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"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."
Redhead
'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'
Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d
'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'
'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'
"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."
'Sorry - I only donate big.'
'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'
"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"
Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.
Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.
'I wish you'd buy another hat!'
I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!
I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.
"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."
"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"
"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."
"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."
"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."
'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'
If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!
'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'
The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store
'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'
"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."
Eat it while it's still £6.50.
'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'
Pushy Cashpoint
Spiralling inflation
'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'
'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'
'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'
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