Stylish Spender Pillows

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Redhead

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Spiralling inflation

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'