Sassy Spender Pillows

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

Spiralling inflation

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"I'd like a glass of tap water, a dirty look and a sarcastic comment please."

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."