Spender With Style Pillows

"I hate machine intelligence when an ATM says we've spent enough money tonight."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Excess

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

Spiralling inflation

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'My credit card debt? Oh, I deleted that.'

I intend running up some bills.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

"Looks like your Beryl`s been window shopping again."

The True Meaning of Christmas

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."