Spending Savant Pillows

"No matter how bad things are, we manage to keep our sense of spending."

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Piggy Bank ATM

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'It's your debt to society.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Spiralling inflation

'We need to decide where to put what's left of your money. I suggest something short-term - like your memory.'

Pushy Cashpoint

Scrooge and his piggy bank

'What happens if I die young?'

"Once I started doing tech-support for family and friends, i had to get a bigger piggy bank."

"Your stocks are down, Ms. Blum. But the good news is my fee is not based on performance, so I'll still be here to advise you."

'If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping...'

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

'I've spoken to my accountant. . . Looks like you need an operation.'