Budget Savant Pillows

'I've spoken to my accountant. . . Looks like you need an operation.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

Piggy Bank ATM

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Security/Savings

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

Sam's Nation Building

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

Economic Experts

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

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