Money Savant Pillows

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"According to this article over 60% of people have never consulted a pensions adviser..."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'Sell South Africa!'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'How much did you save this year?'

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

'Great visual support.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Money, I'm home!'

Rudy, I've noticed your upsells have fallen drastically over the last 16 years. More and more, you just give customers what they ask for instead of pushing them to buy a larger cup, an extra cookie, or a 3-minute bathroom pass. That is unacceptable. So I've signed you up for my mandatory "How to Upsell" course and ordered you the reading material. Tuition fees will be deducted from your check. As your first lesson, I've upgraded you from the 2-week course to the 15-day one for just $50 extra. Ve

'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".