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'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

"According to this article over 60% of people have never consulted a pensions adviser..."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

'Sell South Africa!'

'Get me some shares in public opinion.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Don't you ever knock?'

'How much did you save this year?'

"Subtracting net cash brings the P/E down to 47, and, finally, crossing out the 4 brings it down to a very reasonable P/E of 7."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Tech stocks performed better today after the market was defragged.'